Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My ATM looks so different sober.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
How does one acquire holy water?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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