he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
