On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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