Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
