Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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