yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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