thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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