Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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