It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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