do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
i've created a new STD.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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