I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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