i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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