i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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