So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
