love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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