You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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