My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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