Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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