Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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