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dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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