So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
do nipples grow back?
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