So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Jerry, you need to find god
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize