It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Houston, we have a squirter
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
