were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
