Me too!
well I can't set my house on fire every night
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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