did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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