I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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