4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
