i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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