I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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