You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
