About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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