If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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