have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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