3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
tell me about the fingering
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