Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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