Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Randomize
