lets start a swedish sibling band together
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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