You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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