Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i permit you to call me
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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