why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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