did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
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what are you doing with your life
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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