Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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