I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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