brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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