I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
