we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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