He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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