are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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