Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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