I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
