I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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