38 yer olds are good kisserssss
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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