whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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