You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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