Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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